Gentleman's Delight

The adventures of a gentle drifter from I Heart Chaos

SEVEN MONTHS? My last post was seven months ago??? I’ve really got to get to the bottom of this. Does anyone have any idea who either one of these people are? Perhaps they have some answers.

SEVEN MONTHS? My last post was seven months ago??? I’ve really got to get to the bottom of this. Does anyone have any idea who either one of these people are? Perhaps they have some answers.

Jesus Christ, what day is it? What time is it? How long was I gone for? I don’t think I can even begin to explain… all I know is that this is the first photo I found I my camera and i have no idea who this person is, what happened to me or what it all means. More soon.

Jesus Christ, what day is it? What time is it? How long was I gone for? I don’t think I can even begin to explain… all I know is that this is the first photo I found I my camera and i have no idea who this person is, what happened to me or what it all means. More soon.

This photo was mailed to my phone the other day. I think it was a mistake, but that doesn’t mean I won’t respond with a little photo touche of my own. I’ve got several of myself that the ladies just love.

This photo was mailed to my phone the other day. I think it was a mistake, but that doesn’t mean I won’t respond with a little photo touche of my own. I’ve got several of myself that the ladies just love.

That is a nice body, but you’re still not getting ahead of me in line. Here, here’s my card.

That is a nice body, but you’re still not getting ahead of me in line. Here, here’s my card.

I think she was getting her bush shaved into the shape of a peace symbol or something. Or maybe she was getting it shaved into the shape of Bob Marley’s face. Either way, I ended up getting way too high and forgetting much of this camping trip.

I think she was getting her bush shaved into the shape of a peace symbol or something. Or maybe she was getting it shaved into the shape of Bob Marley’s face. Either way, I ended up getting way too high and forgetting much of this camping trip.

This was taken behind the Party City store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Vera works there part time and offered to meet me there for a shoot.

This was taken behind the Party City store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Vera works there part time and offered to meet me there for a shoot.

I gave Rosalind $5 for this picture, but I had no idea that she would stay that way until I left. Strange girl.

I gave Rosalind $5 for this picture, but I had no idea that she would stay that way until I left. Strange girl.

This is Erika, who works as a cashier at a grocery store in Denton, Ohio. At least I think her name was Erika— that’s what the other people in the store were calling her when she came to pick up her check. My “giant bazookas” radar went off while I was shopping for delousing agent and I followed her into the employee break room to get this shot.

This is Erika, who works as a cashier at a grocery store in Denton, Ohio. At least I think her name was Erika— that’s what the other people in the store were calling her when she came to pick up her check. My “giant bazookas” radar went off while I was shopping for delousing agent and I followed her into the employee break room to get this shot.

This is straight from the Drifter’s archives. It’s from a party in Trenton, New Jersey from a few years back. Trenton, New Jersey: Where the women are hot and the men are hairy, uncultured baboon jerk-offs.

This is straight from the Drifter’s archives. It’s from a party in Trenton, New Jersey from a few years back. Trenton, New Jersey: Where the women are hot and the men are hairy, uncultured baboon jerk-offs.

Dallas just sent me this photo today. Well… that’s certainly not how I remember her looking months ago. Looks like it’s time to change my email address. Again.

Dallas just sent me this photo today. Well… that’s certainly not how I remember her looking months ago. Looks like it’s time to change my email address. Again.

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