Gentleman's Delight

SEVEN MONTHS? My last post was seven months ago??? I’ve...

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 01:07:48 -0400

SEVEN MONTHS? My last post was seven months ago??? I’ve really got to get to the bottom of this. Does anyone have any idea who either one of these people are? Perhaps they have some answers.

Jesus Christ, what day is it? What time is it? How long was I...

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 01:05:01 -0400

Jesus Christ, what day is it? What time is it? How long was I gone for? I don’t think I can even begin to explain… all I know is that this is the first photo I found I my camera and i have no idea who this person is, what happened to me or what it all means. More soon.

This photo was mailed to my phone the other day. I think it was...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:49:58 -0500

This photo was mailed to my phone the other day. I think it was a mistake, but that doesn’t mean I won’t respond with a little photo touche of my own. I’ve got several of myself that the ladies just love.

That is a nice body, but you’re still not getting ahead of...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:48:03 -0500

That is a nice body, but you’re still not getting ahead of me in line. Here, here’s my card.

I think she was getting her bush shaved into the shape of a...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:47:10 -0500

I think she was getting her bush shaved into the shape of a peace symbol or something. Or maybe she was getting it shaved into the shape of Bob Marley’s face. Either way, I ended up getting way too high and forgetting much of this camping trip.

This was taken behind the Party City store in Knoxville,...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:43:58 -0500

This was taken behind the Party City store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Vera works there part time and offered to meet me there for a shoot.

I gave Rosalind $5 for this picture, but I had no idea that she...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:41:42 -0500

I gave Rosalind $5 for this picture, but I had no idea that she would stay that way until I left. Strange girl.

This is Erika, who works as a cashier at a grocery store in...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:40:35 -0500

This is Erika, who works as a cashier at a grocery store in Denton, Ohio. At least I think her name was Erika— that’s what the other people in the store were calling her when she came to pick up her check. My “giant bazookas” radar went off while I was shopping for delousing agent and I followed her into the employee break room to get this shot.

This is straight from the Drifter’s archives. It’s...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:37:17 -0500

This is straight from the Drifter’s archives. It’s from a party in Trenton, New Jersey from a few years back. Trenton, New Jersey: Where the women are hot and the men are hairy, uncultured baboon jerk-offs.

Dallas just sent me this photo today. Well… that’s...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:33:24 -0500

Dallas just sent me this photo today. Well… that’s certainly not how I remember her looking months ago. Looks like it’s time to change my email address. Again.

This is Abby from Colorado. She got me really high on some...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:29:27 -0500

This is Abby from Colorado. She got me really high on some incredibly good marijuana and insisted on listening to Jethro Tull while we did it in the back of her boyfriend’s van. I’ve never realized how much I love Jethro Tull until that moment.

This photo was taken at a campground northwest of Atlanta. The...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:26:17 -0500

This photo was taken at a campground northwest of Atlanta. The woman on the left is Gayle and that’s her daughter Sissy on the right. Very nice ladies with a true sense of southern hospitality. A whole lot of southern hospitality.

Fortunately, Genie wasn’t escorted away this time, but she...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:53:33 -0500

Fortunately, Genie wasn’t escorted away this time, but she became untouchable property for several days after this. Damn you, officers for ruining my adventures once again.

I was fully aware, as were many people, of this woman’s...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:50:05 -0500

I was fully aware, as were many people, of this woman’s highly visible tampon string that entire night, since it glowed like a little blue worm under the black lights. She was no so aware of her predicament however, and there were several times that I almost won a bet by yanking on the string when she wasn’t looking, but I really didn’t want the prize that was sure to come out.

Drinking like Tanya in your face like this for hours on end is...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:41:00 -0500

Drinking like Tanya in your face like this for hours on end is like having a permanent case of walleye. I get a little queazy just looking at this photo.

I tried to angle myself in Allyson, but the bozo in the picture...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:39:17 -0500

I tried to angle myself in Allyson, but the bozo in the picture kept insisting very drunkenly that Allyson was “his girl”, even though she constantly refuted him. Since I’m still recovering from a black eye, I decided not to press the point.

When I was staying at the Days Inn in Columbia, South Carolina,...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:36:26 -0500

When I was staying at the Days Inn in Columbia, South Carolina, I met Jenny at a Waffle House and she let me use her washer and dryer since it had been a few too many days since I had last washed my briefs, but this didn’t seem to deter Jenny’s forthrightness. She was very forthright.

Somehow, even from a distance, I just knew that me and Precious...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:13:00 -0500

Somehow, even from a distance, I just knew that me and Precious would get along quite well, even if our time in the men’s room was fleeting, it was divine. Precious, I shall never forget thee and the sound your knees made as you made the plywood walls rumble.

Daria was crazy about that lamp. I don’t know why she...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:08:09 -0500

Daria was crazy about that lamp. I don’t know why she didn’t put on a sweater, but she just kept migrating towards that desk lamp like a moth. Giving it to her as a present was the only way I got her out of my apartment.

This is Amy and she works with me at the drug store. Wait,...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:05:42 -0500

This is Amy and she works with me at the drug store. Wait, should I have not taken this picture and posted it to the internet? Oh well. Bygones shall be bygones.